hellotailor:

omg

(Source: t-d-possum)

perfectbenny:

jupitereyed:

dudeufugly:

Interviewer: “You and Simon Pegg, Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto had a much tweeted about night out. I haven’t got the pictures.”

Benedict: “My favourite one was the … we were remodeled into the Zoolander jeep with shakes going… *starts dancing in seat*”

Google Play Interview

I’M SO GLAD HE SAW THAT <3 hahahahahah

I am so done with this man why are we not best friends.

(via fiveyearmission)

Ke$ha on the prowl

(Source: suqmydiqtbh, via jon-snow)

ellentighs:

thegrandhighbitch:

when hannibal gets caught and everyone realizes they’ve been eating humans i just want a montage of everyone’s face and fancy music playing in the back

#mmm whatcha saaaaaaaaaay

(via jon-snow)

he was not the last dragon.

(Source: rhaegars)

myouis:

vantasss:

Your name is CRONUS AMPORA and none of your friends can stand you. But you don’t mind, because you know in your heart that you are an unbelievably CHILL AND NICE DUDE. As a sixth year SLYTHERIN, you spend a surprising amount of time with students from OTHER HOUSES, which clearly attests to what a SWELL GUY you are.

You excel at MUGGLE STUDIES and your many HOBBIES include listening to RETRO MUGGLE ROCK MUSIC and composing songs on your authentic mugglemade ACOUSTIC GUITAR. You are proud to identify as MUGGLEKIN, to which your fellow sixth year KANKRI VANTAS takes much offense, claiming it is a “triggering and decidedly problematic appropriation of Muggle culture.” He just doesn’t understand.

Lately you’ve taken to following Kankri to various CLUB MEETINGS and STUDY GROUPS, not because you are at all interested in improving your TERRIBLE MARKS, but because you heard that HOT CHICKS would also be in attendance. You don’t understand why a dynamite doll like ARANEA SERKET isn’t impressed by your romantic overtures, but you’re sure she’ll COME AROUND EVENTUALLY.

Cronus Ampora: Shel
Kankri Vantas: Gothichamlet
Aranea Serket: Seta
Photos: Vantasss

[Potterstuck AU]
[Spellstuck fic]

screams you’re all perfect i cant

(via homestuckaddict)

maddishraddish:

Frank, this is how I imagine Kitty

(Source: maudit)

Bad sex awards 2012 shortlist →

The Quiddity of Wilf Self, Sam Mills
Down, down, on to the eschatological bed. Pages chafed me; my blood wept onto them. My cheek nestled against the scratch of paper. My cock was barely a ghost, but I did not suffer panic.

Noughties, Ben Masters
We got up from the chair and she led me to her elfin grot, getting amonst the pillows and cool sheets. We trawled each other’s bodies for every inch of history.

Back to Blood, Tom Wolfe
Now his big generative jockey was inside her pelvic saddle, riding, riding, riding, and she was eagerly swallowing it swallowing it swallowing it with the saddle’s own lips and maw — all this without a word.

Rare Earth, Paul Mason
He began thrusting wildly in the general direction of her chrysanthemum, but missing — his paunchy frame shuddering with the efford of remaining rigid and upside down.

The Yips, Nicola Barker
She smells of almonds, like a plump Bakewell pudding; and he is the spoon, the whipped cream, the helpless dollop of warm custard.

Infrared, Nancy Huston
This is when I take my picture, from deep inside the loving. The Canon is part of my body. I myself am the ultrasensitive film — capturing invisible reality, capturing heat.

The Divine Comedy, Craig Raine
And he came. Like a wubbering springboard. His ejaculate jumped the length of her arm. Eight diminishing gouts. The first too high for her to lick. Right on the shoulder.

The Adventuress: The Irresistible Rise of Miss Cath Fox, Nicholas Coleridge
In seconds the duke had lowered his trousers and boxers and positioned himself across a leather steamer trunk, emblazoned with the royal arms of Hohenzollern Castle. ‘Give me no quarter,’ he commanded. ‘Lay it on with all your might.’

(Source: hotelsongs, via acaele)

babyblion:

Where did this come from? I love it. Stay on my dash lol

(Source: p2iicon, via homestuckaddict)

(Source: emmyaltava, via dirkstri)

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freemaned:

Neil Gaiman’s Neverwhere readthrough

(Source: amandaabbington, via prufrocking)

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hatt:

He is.

(via ironfries)

shooshstab:

This man is seriously one of my favorite Homestuck cosplayers. I can’t express how happy I am to have gotten a picture with him while I was in Jack. It’s a shame he didn’t destroy my hat afterwards.

(Source: theclownstar, via spacey-maid)

getoutoftherecat:

toocooltobehipster:

shavingryansprivates:

this is the best cat video i’ve ever seen on the internet

and i’ve seen a lot of cat videos

omg

he just really hates going to the gym, ok?

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via canaryhiccup)