screams you’re all perfect i cant
Sloane Crosley (via fatgirlinohio)
“YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME? YOU THINK YOU FUCKING KNOW ME? BEHEADING, SEX, MONSTER PAGAN PRIESTS, BOUT TO DROP THAT ANCIENT ALIENS FEDDY TO BRING YOU THE RAW SHIT. Also did you guys know the exact architectural specifications necessary for the construction of an effective longboat?” -The History Channel
New York’s hottest club is VIKINGS. You can’t get in without licking the clammy palm of an eyeless priest. This place has everything: bloodlusts, lettuce gauntlets, giggly threesome invites, dogs you think are goats, eyefucking, mindfucking, a guy dressed as a chicken, a Tonsure Nana — Tonsure Nana? Oh, it’s that thing of where you put a sexy monk on a leash and make him babysit your kids. Don’t miss the x-ray planking and primitive solar navigation. And before you leave, beautiful club promoter Ragnar Lothbrok feeds you a blood sausage from his own fingers. Delicious! Don’t talk to me, Seth, don’t look at me, I’m going to VIKINGS for a hundred years and I’m not coming back.
I HAD A DREAM MY LIFE WOULD BE
SO DIFFERENT FROM THIS HELL I’M LIVING
congrats girl you the best
HOW TO MAKE A MONSTER
“First you must take something innocent, then feed it hate, ridicule and betrayal. All that is left is a soul poisoned by the world.”
A comic or something, idk, somehow I can relate to Damara, even though she’s pretty much a loon. I just drew this to experiment w/ my style a little, it’s pretty bad. Posting it anyway. Sadstuck. Stuff I used to draw: Pen, Pencil, marker.
had a dream where saezutte and i were dating, except even though i knew it was her she was a man by the name of martin. we went to a diner with round tables instead of booths and i broke up with this martin. then the waitress sauntered over with a cake made with vegetables (carrots, asparagus, leaks shooting off in place of candles) and cried, “happy st. martin’s day!” and i felt really bad because i had broken up with martin on his day.
as i walked home paige texted me a photo of her, mar, and epaulettes playing debutante dress up in underwear. black clouds moved in and sky became heavy with rain and foreboding. turned at the next block to go to the “real” saezutte’s place (except in real life have never been there). it was in an unimposing building, where the first and second floors were well-lit and lavishly art-deco. as i went up the stairwell (by seizing the bannister with one hand and swinging self to the next level in one step), ambience grew more industrial and grim. by the sixth floor the stairwell had disappeared and only a long wooden ladder remained to the top floor.
ladder lead up to a concrete wall with a hidden door, thick with fresh-cut grass, that you had to push hard to get in. through that first door there was no wall on the other side. rather, was an obstacle course of floating rectangles moving around the atrium with no floors. completing the obstacle course lead to a second “entrance,” also a wall of hard concrete, but with a long slit for an opening on the very top. the opening was half-blocked by three layers of bendy styrofoam pads. to get through this had to do weird gymnastic moves and landed on the other side, also floorless with rectangles swimming in the air. unlike the previous ones, these gave out to gravity under weight.
once this was completed entered a normal-looking apartment with high ceilings and a railroad hallway. found saezutte who was deciphering some sort of code on her ipad. then we went on a top-notch james bond like mission to save the government/country from corruption or something. it involved a lot of flying, parkour, and jackie chan moves.
i woke up with muscles aching.
and i wish i could write at 1% of this pace for my thesis.
the fuck is this post, diana.
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Quotable Arts by Evan Robertson / Obvious State
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Another year passes me by.
I feel myself growing older each day, not so much aging as I am decaying. Rotting, slowly, from the outside in.
Life is pain. Life is cruel. The moment you part from your mother’s womb, you are truly alone - trapped in the shall you call a body.
And yet we celebrate birth.
a mockery. A monument to my torment.
dude u gotta loosen up its ur birthday omg
wanna get high
ABC has ordered a pilot for S.H.I.E.L.D., a live-action series from The Avengers writer-director Joss Whedon, Marvel TV and ABC Studios.
S.H.I.E.L.D. will be written by Whedon, his bother Jed Whedon and Maurissa Tancharoen. Joss Whedon also is set to direct the pilot, schedule permitting.
let’s start with saying i got the “idea” (which is not an actual idea because i didn’t create the ship, nor did any “gay fans”) from the comic books. marvel canon is filled to the brim with hints and incredibly slashy moments, so i think it’s pretty safe to say that shippers simply followed the lead.
as for me, i started shipping them before i even knew what shipping was (which means i was 13 and still believed sperm was multicolored, but that’s a story for another day), so i’m always a bit baffled when people ask me “but WHY do you ship them?” as if i woke up one day and decided to pair two random characters together.
however, it’s also true that there are lots of new fans who’ve just started reading the comics/are very skeptical about this whole shipping business/think shippers are in for the pretty white dudes, and these past few days there’s been a lot of
wanktalk about why people ship steve/tony, so i figured i would make something to explain why i ship them.
(click here for bigger)
that pretty much sums up my steve/tony adventure. it’s like being on a rollercoaster that never stops, where all you can do is pull yourself together and wait for the next twist.
sorry, i digressed a bit. to make up for it, here’s a list of useful steve/tony resources that might help you understand the ship and its history:
- ship manifesto
- list of all the slashy moments
- writing captain america and iron man
- guide to the different canon versions of the avengers
- that one time steve and tony got married
- tony/steve scans
- civil war meta (casualties of war)
- mcu meta (because if i have to hear another person saying “THEY HATE EACH OTHER” i will fling myself over the first available parapet)