yesss, it’s some sort of halloween rin??? can’t tell if it’s a cat or some other animal costume…? that’s the thing i liked the most until i realized it’s a coaster which is just weird to imagine from the picture?
while tidying up, (white)kaneki finds the handkerchief with his dried blood on it that tsukiyama has kept around for six months, and promptly burns it right in front of tsukiyama
tsukiyama is a little stunned and absolutely horrified
kaneki then proceeds to tear into his hand with his teeth, letting a considerable amount of blood drip onto the floor
"if you want it so bad, get on your hands and knees and lick it off the ground" he tells tsukiyama
and so, tsukiyama oh-so-shamelessly gets down on his hands and knees in his three piece suit, italian leather shoes, and silver omega watch and licks kaneki’s blood off the floor like there’s no tomorrow, savoring every drop and absolutely begging for more
(a/n: forgive me lord for i have sinned)
A familiar handkerchief with dried blood that smelt suspiciously like his.
He had found it among the pile of underwear, that had gone missing over the past months.
In Tsukiyama’s chest-of-drawers.
With an exasperated sigh, he rummages through the rest of the gourmet’s drawers, locating a lighter also immediately. A smirk graces his lips, and he carefully extracts the cloth from the ziplock bag.
"Tsukiyama-san." He calls for Tsukiyama as he drops the pile of underwear onto the tiled floor, while holding up the hankerchief in one hand, the lighter in the other.
Sometimes, he can be really disgusting, Kaneki closes his eyes.
Tsukiyama rushes in, almost in a split second, and upon setting his eyes onto the shorter man, he pales.
"K-Kaneki-kun, I can expl-"
Kaneki clicks the lighter, and proceeds to set it on fire, much to the other’s horror.
It was honestly, at times, satisfying to watch how Tsukiyama reacts to such things, especially now, when he sinks to the floor, overwhelmed with despair, as he watch his precious treasure burn.
He could almost see tears in his eyes, so beautiful indeed.
He exhales lightly, content with the punishment, before raising his wrist up to his lips, digging his teeth into flesh and slashing his skin apart. Blood gathers at the open wound, before falling down onto the marble floor, almost like dew drops.
"If you want it so bad, Tsukiyama-san, I suggest you to get on hands and knees, darling, and lick it all off the ground."
Perhaps he was being a little demanding and unreasonable at this point, but he watches, with absolute delight, at how the other merely crawls over, salivating at this point.
He laps up his blood, just like an animal, so hungrily, panting, and reaching for the white-haired male’s hand, pressing his lips against the wound.
it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here